365 Days to 26.2 miles

I kind of want this sticker, it’s an accurate description

So I am reviving this blog again. Mostly because I just really need a writing outlet (grad school + full time job + part time job = insanity!). Okay, I need a writing outlet that does not involve research papers and pedagogy and cooperative educational theories…you get the idea. In one year (I’m guessing, they don’t have the date of the race up yet) I will be running a Marathon. Yep. I’m only overweight, out of shape, with a pulled back muscle and bad knees, but whatever. I’ve done two half marathons, I’m not getting any younger, and I want to start crossing things off my bucket list. 

With the bad back, I am limited to walking and light yoga for a few weeks. It’s all good. I’ve got time. The marathon is in a year. I’m using this blog as a means of accountability. I am determined to be honest with the blog, so that means if I post that I went on a three mile run, I actually have to have gone on a three mile run. Honestly, I sometimes think that if I’m skinny all my problems will go away. Not true. Not true at all but I admit to having those thoughts. Doesn’t everyone? I also just really want to be able to be the athlete I am without getting hurt all the time. 

Seriously. I am actually really athletic. I just told you I ran two half marathons. That’s 13.1 miles people. Twice. I play softball, I do zumba, I like to hike. I just wish I did it all with some consistency and had better self control when it comes to food. I love food. And reading and watching TV and sewing and painting and crafting and all sorts of indoor activities that sometimes (a lot of times) get in the way of the working out. No more. I am resolved to try. I’ve given up resolving to succeed, because then I just get frustrated with a lack of results (after, like, a week) and go back to my old habits. 

New goal: trying. I am going to try. And I have some awesome rewards. I got three fantastic dresses on super clearance at modcloth.com (freaking AWESOME site, btw) and they are all just a bit too small. Progressively so. One is just a bit tight, then the next is a bit smaller, and one is my end-goal dress. I love them and I really, really want to wear them so I am hoping that dangling cute dresses in front of myself will remind me one, why I am attempting this, and two, these things take time. They don’t happen overnight. 

So, here goes nothing Internet. 365 days to 26.2 miles. And with any luck, without about 20 (or 30) pounds. 

The Modest Monarch: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge


Okay, normally I am not a celebrity stalker. Frankly, I think they are just like everyone else and should be left alone. However, I am completely and totally obsessed with the new Duchess of Cambridge’s style. Not only because it is classic and elegant, but because it is MODEST. Not just modest as in covered up but modest in price as well. Let me explain.

Last week E! made a big deal about the fact that not only did the Duchess recycle a coat, she also recycled a dress. Shocking! It amazes me that anyone thinks twice about this. We all have clothes we like. We like how they fit, feel, and look on us. Raise your hand if you recycle outfits (I’ll give you a hint, we all do it!) I found it refreshing. Yes, the dress is designer. Its also fantastic so why wouldn’t she wear it more than once? Same goes for the coat. The only new thing in her outfit for Zara Phillip’s wedding was the hat. Granted it was an expensive hat, but it’s one we will probably see again. Plus she doesn’t seem to be allergic to off-the-rack clothing. I’m pretty sure she’s gone out in stuff from Banana Republic, Zara (which is really cute but very reasonable) and clothes that won’t cost you your first born child. It’s important to note that both she and her sister Pippa seem to not care where the clothes come from, so long as they are cute, but invest in nice designer bags and shoes, which is a smarter investment than a $200 shirt.

The other thing I love is the modesty. She looks fantastic but she can move without fear of, as my father always said, “giving someone the chance to autograph her underwear”. And her clothes don’t show too much of the girls. And that makes her prettier than some of these trashy hollywood starlets who think the less skin you show, the sexier. Maybe its because I’m a woman, but I just think they look cheap. You wear a $50 dress from Khols that fits right and looks good and doesn’t show too much skin, you can look more expensive and well-dressed than someone in a $400 designer dress that leaves too little to the imagination. I truly hope the drop in hemlines and the more modest style of the spring and fall will carry over into next year. I hope with the influence of the Duchess, we may see a return of modesty.

I want this not only because I think that will make women everywhere look better, but also because I am tired of seeing spare-tires and muffin tops hanging over too-tight jeans, thongs and butts hanging out of shorts and skirts, and dresses that really are entirely too short to be a dress. Enough is enough, people. Really.

One more thing to discuss, in terms of looking fantastic on a modest budget, but investing in quality. It’s called “Clinton Math”. I named it this because it comes from Clinton Kelly and the TLC show What Not To Wear. It is a really great tool to help make decisions when shopping and identifying what is a good investment and what isn’t. Here’s how it works:

Look at the price of your item.
Example: LOFT sweater, $50

Ask yourself: how many times will I wear this sweater?
Example: At least 3 times a month from Sept-April, a total of 21 times

Now, divide the price of the item by the number of times per wear.
Example: 50/21=$2.38 a wear.

But because it is a wardrobe basic, we also have to think about how many years you will use it. For this I’ll estimate at least 2.
So the math becomes 50/42 = $1.19 a wear. That’s not terrible, especially for something that is work appropriate.

You have to decide for yourself what you want to spend for each type of clothing. $2 a wear for a wardrobe staple may not be a bad investment, but $2 a wear for pajamas…that may be a bit much.

So just remember divide the price by the number of times you think you will wear an item and that will really start to make you think about the cost of clothes.

au revoir

-Sara

Goals For The Fall: Cook More, Run More & Understand Hockey

Going off the title, I have decided to better learn to cook this fall. And I’ve been wanting to read the book Julie & Julia after seeing the movie. I love cooking but I’m not great at it yet, so we’ll see how that goes.

And October is fast approaching. Which, if you even remotely follow sports, its a big month. The MLB postseason kicks off October 6th with the ALDS and NLDS. (American League and National League Division Series). The NBA preseason starts, but no one really pays much attention to that, and the real NBA starts October 26th. The NFL is in full swing in October with games every Sunday and Monday, and college football starts to get into interesting conference match-ups. Oh, and if you follow hockey, that starts October 7th too.

Which means I’ll be doing a lot of cooking in front of the tiny little tv in my kitchen instead of the giant HD one in the living room. Go figure.

I also got a Gordon Ramsay cookbook. Gotta love him. I love watching Kitchen Nightmares on the BBC, it’s fantastic.

Another goal of the fall: continue running, which, by the way, is some sort of bizarre addiction. Doing a 10K in October, 10 Miler in December, 14K in February, and Half-Marathon in March. Maybe another 10K in April. After you run a Half-Marathon (13.1 miles) a 10K (6.2 miles) seems a whole lot easier.

Which brings me to the idea of running as a sport. It is completely different from team sports in that you are not usually motivated by a coach, and for most sports, running is the punishment for doing something wrong. I know, we used to have to run around the field if we missed a pop-up because we didn’t use two hands or didn’t get the glove all the way down on a ground ball. Now my coach likes squats. Five squats for every screw-up. Ouch.

So because I am training for a 10K, infinitely easier than training for the 1/2 Marathon, I’m going to use the cooking goal and the running goal and combine them. How, you ask? Easy. I’m going to learn healthy, energizing recipes I can use not only as a tasty meal, but something that gives me fuel and electrolytes and all the vitamins and minerals you need to get in shape and keep your body from having problems when you do run.

So on to the final fall goal: hockey.

I love hockey. I find myself watching it with rapt attention like you would watch the word “dvd” bounce around the screen in a boring meeting waiting for it to hit the corner. But I have zero clue what’s going on. Its different from the other sports I watch, because I know the rules of those, except curling. I still don’t have a good grasp on that. Anyway, hockey is the beast that has eluded me for some time. Its like football combined with basketball combined with MMA (mixed martial arts).

And it moves as fast as the 100 meter dash.

So what is the best way to go about learning the sport? I’ve found the most effective way is to watch it with someone who knows and ask questions. Yes. It is never bad to ask questions, even if you think they are stupid. There’s a difference between asking a stupid question because you want to understand and asking a stupid question because you want attention.

If you are uncomfortable with a group setting, ask someone in advance to watch a game with you and explain it. Chances are good they won’t mind. Which is my plan. This fall I will master hockey, I will understand it, I will know how to pronounce all the Russian and Canadian names, and I will not jump on the Sidney Crosby bandwagon (Go Bruins!)

So, by December 21st (the official start of winter) I will be a better cook, a better runner, and possibly a hockey fan. Who knows. Life is full of possibilities.

Return to the Beasts of the East

On March 16, 2009, I made the following predictions for the NL East:

  1. Mets
  2. Phillies
  3. Marlins
  4. Braves
  5. Nationals

And I said they were the best division in the National League. I also made these predictions about the AL East:

  1. Red Sox
  2. Rays
  3. Yankees
  4. Jays
  5. Orioles

And I claimed they were the best division in the American League.

How have my predictions stacked up so far?

Lets start with the NL East. I picked the Mets to win the division because they beefed up their pitching and looked good. Injuries and bizarre mental mistakes seem to have plagued the Mets. They’re in fourth, 6.5 games back from the lead. I also predicted that whoever won the NL East, the second place team would win the Wild Card.

The Marlins, as I suspected, were going to be good this year, as well as the Braves. They are young, but talented teams. The Braves aren’t likely to take the division this year, but the Marlins are only four games out and with the Phillie’s pitching woes, that’s not far enough back.

So, my new predictions are this:

  1. Florida Marlins
  2. Philadelphia Phillies*
  3. Atlanta Braves
  4. New York Mets
  5. Washington Nationals

The Mets, Braves, Phillies, and Marlins should stay fairly close to each other throughout the season, but even firing Manny Acta won’t help the Washington Nationals.

*I think the Marlins take this division unless the Phillies manage to land Roy Halliday or Pedro Martinez has discovered the fountain of youth. If one or both of these things happen, the Phillies will take the division.

I no longer believe the Wild Card will come out of this division, the Wild Card will come from the West, and it will either be the San Francisco Giants or the Los Angeles Dodgers.

The second division I delved into was the American League East. I was much closer in my predictions in this division were much closer.

This division has certainly not been a disappointment. Toronto started the season on a hot streak, and though injuries have dropped them to 11 games off the lead, what they did in May and April is still impressive.

The Rays pitching woes have kept them out of first place, but they are hanging around at 6.5 games behind the lead.

Despite spending enough money to buy a small country, the Yankees pitching staff and bullpen have been inconsistent, at best. Wang’s been plagued with issues, Sabathia is good, most of the time. Burnett has been less than stellar, and Chamberlain hasn’t been great.

But their home-run hitting offense, coupled with the launching pad that is Yankee Stadium, have kept the Yanks in the mix just 3 games back.

And despite a rough April and May, and a little rough patch lately, the Red Sox pitching staff has been the best in the division. In the last 16 games that Beckett or Lester have started in, the Red Sox are 14-2, and both are coming off stellar pitching performances.

The offense has slumped slightly, but the balanced batting order can compensate for one player who seems to be struggling.

So how will the second half shape up for the AL East? Roy Halladay is the big bargaining chip that can make a big difference in any team’s fate. If the Rays manage to land him, they will certainly make a run at the Division. If the Yankees land him, they could overtake the Red Sox and win. If the Red Sox take Halladay? No team can stand up against the rotation of Beckett, Lester, Halladay, Wakefield, possibly Penny and Smoltz, and maybe even Clay Buchholz.

So the fate of Roy Halliday aside, how does this division stack up?

  1. Boston Red Sox*
  2. Tampa Bay Rays+
  3. New York Yankees^
  4. Toronto Blue Jays
  5. Baltimore Orioles

*This is a close call. If the Red Sox can straighten out their bull pen and get the offense going again, it will be difficult to take this team out. They’re built for the post-season, and if they continue the domination of the East, they will be difficult to beat.

+The Rays can out-run the Yankees and the Red Sox, but if they don’t get their pitching staff consistently preforming, they won’t be able to beat them.

^The Yankees offense alone keeps them in this race. Their pitching is questionable, and they’ve delt with some injuries that haven’t helped. If this offense hits a road bump, though, the Yankees could be in some real trouble.

My final prediction is this: the Wild Card will come out of the AL East.

We’ll see in December just how good my predictions are.

Mismanaged: Joe Maddon and the All-Star Game

Kevin Youkilis was a few thousand votes away from being the starter
at first base for the American League. Jason Bay led the outfield in
votes, Boston had the most players selected to the All–Star roster by the fans.

So how exactly is it that the five Red Sox that went to the All–Star
game had a total of three at–bats, one inning pitched, and four innings
in the field?

Tampa Bay, who did not have anyone selected to start, ended up with
three players playing a total of nine innings with five at–bats.

That couldn’t have anything to do with the fact that Joe Maddon, the
manager of the Tampa Bay Rays, was manging the AL All–Stars and the Red
Sox are 6.5 games ahead of the Rays in the AL East standings, right?

I don’t think so.

Last year’s epic 15–inning affair, managed by Terry Francona, seemed
much more evenly distributed. The starters got one, maybe two times up
to the plate, and everyone that could get into the game got playing
time.

The game being 15 innings long might have had something to do with
it, but the point stands. Terry Francona gave every single All–Star
their chance to shine, whether they were a Ray, a Yankee, or an
Athletic. It didn’t matter; these guys were there to be exhibited, so
everyone should get their shot on the field and at the plate.

The AL won. Congratulations. Whatever.

This year’s game was a huge disappointment. It was boring, the
changes were hard to keep up with because certain players were
replaced, while others moved all around the field to make sure they
weren’t replaced.

I can’t complain too much about the pitching; that was handled fine,
with the exception of Wakefield. His selection was one of the feel–good
stories of this All–Star Game and he doesn’t even get to pitch?

Come on! He’s 42 and was selected to his first ever All–Star team.
Fun fact: there are only two pitchers in the American league with 11
wins. Both made the All–Star roster, neither made it into the game.
Beckett didn’t play because he just pitched, so that was
understandable, but not putting Tim Wakefield in the game?

Maybe I didn’t enjoy the game as much because the Red Sox were being
pulled away from the spotlight as fast as possible by Maddon. Maybe it
was because there were no homers and a lot of cheap hits that are just
too ordinary.

I have to wonder; had Dustin Pedroia played, would he have stayed in
the game as long as non–starter Carl Crawford or Mark Teixeira?

Judging from last night, I’d say no.

I’m beginning to wonder if the only reason Beckett and Wakefield
made the team was that Maddon couldn’t find a legitimate reason to
exclude them from the roster. His bias would have been too obvious had
he left the two 11–game winners off the roster in favor of guys in
different uniforms with 10 wins or less.

Honestly, this game doesn’t mean much to me personally, but the
pride people take in playing in this game deserves more respect than
that. It deserves more than a manager playing favorites.

I get that having the pitcher batting makes things difficult, but to
not even put Kevin Youkilis, arguably one of the best defensive first
basemen in the league, on the field for even one inning is beyond
disrespectful to his talent and to the fans.

At the end of the game, I switched sides. I started rooting for the
National League, because there was no one left on the field for the
American League that I gave a rat’s you–know–what for.

I might have been more inclined to stick with my league of choice had I felt it was managed correctly.

But last night, I would have gladly traded home field advantage if it meant that Joe Maddon would lose that game.

Living With Blinders On: Cheating, Points-Shaving, and the Mob


I was listening to the “Best of the Jim Rome Show” on the radio the other day, and I caught his interview with Michael Franzese, a former member of the Colombo family.

This guy was a big time mob guy who, after serving time, has become a motivational speaker. At least, until whoever’s left of the Colombo’s gets a hold of him. Hopefully that won’t happen any day soon, because he gave an eye-opening interview.

Most of us know that the mob was (and probably still is) connected to gambling. And athletes and officials with a gambling problem or a debt are offered an “easy” way out. Just shave a few points, miss a few fouls, blow a few calls to cover the spred and your money problems are over.

According to Franzese, who enforced the collection of those debts, it was rampant throughout college and professional sports.

That brings up the question: just how naive are we, as sports fans?

You would think in the days of 24-hour sports networks, and a rampant, invasive media-driven culture we’d know all about any illegal actions and any gambling problems of every professional and high-profile college player.

But in the days of Internet gambling and athletes with more money than sense, do we even have a clue how many are involved with stuff like this?

Its like steroids in baseball, we know about the A-Rods and the Manny Ramirezes and the Barry Bonds, but exactly how rampant was the use of steroids and how many players are still using? There are a handful of guys you can look at in the majors today and say “these guys have never and will never use ‘roids“.

Guys like Derek Jeter, Dustin Pedroia and Michael Cuddyer, to name a few, have too much respect for the game to use steroids. Hopefully, guys like that are becoming the rule instead of the exception.

But if they were the exception, that means the rule was the steroid users. That’s more guys than the Mitchell Report, more guys than any who have come out and said anything, like Jose Canseco, and more records that are quite possibly tainted.

And no one knew this was going on?

If we expand that to other sports, how many Tim Donaghys are there still in the NBA? A foul can change the course of a game, and a single game can change the course of a player, team, coach or franchise. How many of them are out there and why hasn’t anyone noticed this before?

The same could be said in college basketball, the NCAA and the NFL. How many non-calls and phantom calls have been human error and how many have been to cover the spread?

Many NFL fans are still naive, they still have the blinders on. When the Patriots were caught video taping in 2007, many fans believe that New England was the only team unscrupulous enough to do that. Puh-lease. Get a clue. It’s a copy-cat league, and whether the action they are copying is legal or not, if it works, other teams will do it.

The only team I can say with some degree of certainty wasn’t doing that is probably the Colts. Aside from Tony Dungy, all coaches are that unscrupulous if it means they’ll win more games

It seems to me that the sports world still has more questions than answers when it comes to this sort of thing. It all falls under on category: cheating. And the cheating is usually tied to the money.

Players and officials may cheat for money, or to repay a debt they’ve accrued. Coaches and players cheat to get more wins or more homers or to recover faster from an injury. All of this revolves around the all-mighty dollar.

How long have we been walking around with blindfolds on? And the greatest question of all: how prevalent is it today?

Mis-Managed: Joe Maddon and the All-Star Game

Kevin Youkilis was a few thousand votes away from being the starter at first for the American League. Jason Bay led the outfield in votes. Boston had the most players selected to the All-Star roster by the fans. So how exactly is it that of the five that went to the All-Star game (Dustin Pedroia understandably withdrew), they had a total of three at-bats, one inning pitched, and four innings in the field?

Tampa Bay, who did not have anyone selected to start, and Carlos Pena was added to the roster to replace someone, ended up with three players playing a total of nine innings with five at bats.

That couldn’t have anything to do with the fact that Joe Maddon, the manager of the Tampa Bay Rays was manging the AL All-Stars and the Red Sox are 6.5 games ahead of the Rays in the AL East standings, right?

I don’t think so.

Last year’s epic 15-inning affair, managed by Terry Francona, seemed much more evenly distributed. The starters got one, maybe two times up to the plate, and everyone that could get into the game, got in.

It being 15 innings long might have had something to do with it, but the point stands. Terry Francona gave every single All-Star their chance to shine, whether they were a Ray, a Yankees, or an Athletic. It didn’t matter, these guys were there to be exhibited (it is an exhibition game) so everyone should get their shot on the field and at the plate.

The AL won. Congratulations. Whatever. This year’s game was a huge disappointment. It was boring, the changes were hard to keep up with because certain players were replaced, while others moved all around the field to make sure they weren’t replaced.

I can’t complain too much about the pitching, that was handled fine, with the exception of no Wakefield. He was one of the feel-good stories of this All-Star game and he doesn’t even get to pitch?

Come on! He’s 42 selected to his first ever All-Star team. Fun fact: there are only two pitchers in the American league with 11 wins. Both made the All-Star roster. Neither made it into the game. Beckett because he just pitched, so that was understandable, but to not put Tim Wakefield in the game?

Maybe I didn’t enjoy the game as much because the Red Sox were being pulled away from the spotlight as fast as possible by Maddon. Maybe because there were no homers, and a lot of cheap hits that are just too ordinary.

I have to wonder, had Dustin Pedroia played, would he have stayed in the game as long as Carl Crawford (who wasn’t a starter) or Mark Teixeira?

Judging from last night, I’d say “no”. I’m beginning to wonder if the only reason Beckett and Wakefield made the team was that Maddon couldn’t find a legitimate reason to exclude them from the roster. It would be too obvious that he was biased if he left the two 11-game winners from the Red Sox off the roster in favor of a guy with 10 wins or less who wears a different uniform.

Honestly, this game doesn’t mean much to me personally, but the pride people take in playing in this game deserves more respect than that. It deserves more than a manager playing favorites. I get that having the pitcher batting makes things difficult, but to not even put Kevin Youkilis, arguably one of the best defensive first-basemen in the league, one the field for even one inning is beyond disrespectful to his talent and to the fans.

At the end of the game, I switched sides. I started rooting for the National League, because there was no one left on the field for the American League that I gave a rat’s you-know for.

I might have been more inclined to stick with my league of choice had I felt it was managed correctly, but last night, I would have gladly traded home field advantage if it meant that Joe Maddon would lose that game.

Monarch of the Mound

The Royals were prepared to have a tough night with the bats, the Red Sox were also not expecting a high-scoring game, what they got was a pitchers duel that held both teams scoreless until the bottom of the eighth. This night was all about the men on the mound.

Lefty Jon Lester has owned the Royals in his three (now four) starts against them. He came in with a 1.64 ERA against KC and brought it down tonight going 8 innings with 4 hits, 2 walks, and 8 strike-outs. He improved to 8-6 on the season and brought his ERA down to 3.87. And no one was more excited than Lester when Pedroia hit his RBI double in the 8th.

It is also interesting to note that 3 of the 4 hits given up by Lester were to lefty batter Mark Teahen.

Bannister had his way with the Red Sox as well. He went 7 2/3 innings allowing 3 hits, 1 earned run, 4 walks, and 7 strike-outs.

Jon Lester and Brian Bannister dueled it out into the eighth, holding each other’s teams scoreless* (see bottom of article for explanation, this has nothing to do with Barry Bond’s home run record) until the 8th when Dustin Pedroia ripped a two-out double off the monster to put the Sox ahead 1-0 in what would be the final score.

To complete the pitching clinic put on by both teams, Jonathan Papelbon, who has been shakier this season than he’s been in recent years, came on and pitched a perfect 9th.

Both Lester and Papelbon were locating pitches wherever they wanted to, and kept the Royals off-balance most of the game.

The most impressive thing to come out of the night was Jon Lester’s ability to tie up hitters. He was throwing breaking balls, cutters, fast-balls, curves, anything he wanted to and hitters were tied up, confused, and watching strikes go by all night. In previous years, and even in previous starts, Lester has had to rely on his cutter and fastball more, so this is a great sign of growth.

It reminds me of what Varitek said after he pitched the no-hitter last year. That was not Jon Lester’s peak. Far from it. We get to watch him grow and develop and mature as a pitcher right before our very eyes. And unlike some teams *cough* Yankees *cough*, many of our pitchers are home-grown, we didn’t pay a gazillion dollars to take them from another team.

Though it is funny to note that only ONE of the Yankees big money players (Sabathia, Texiera, and Burnett) made it into the All-Star game.

You know who did make it, and who should start if there was any justice in baseball? Tim Wakefield. He probably won’t, but it would be a really great thing.

One final note (to explain the asterisk):

*The Red Sox should have been up 1-0 in the 5th, when Mark Kotsay distracted the infield in a run down, Jacoby Ellsbury headed home from third. He slid in safe, very safe, if you watch the replay, but was called out.

The Sound of Silence

Last year, everyone was talking about how bad Jason Varitek was hitting and whether or not the Sox would re-sign their aging and slumping captain. In April and May, everyone was wondering if Big Papi was simply finished. In the off-season, fans wondered just how long Tim Wakefield was going to stay in the lineup.

No one is saying that now.

Tim Wakefield is, deservedly so, and All-Star. He’s been the Red Sox most consistent pitcher this season, the first on the team to 10 wins, and has had very few “bad” games. He has a chance to notch his 11th win before the All-Star break. I’m pretty sure no one even considered that this winter.

I didn’t even consider it and I’m a fan of Wake!

But Wakefield never had any expectations on him. He simply flew under the radar, and was even considered to be the “weak link” in the much-touted Red Sox pitching staff. Expectations were high for Beckett, Lester, and Dice-K while Penny was the question mark and Wake was the starter, for now, who might get put in the bull pen to make room for Smoltz or Buchholz.

Lester and Beckett struggled in April. Penny’s been surprising. Dice-K is on the DL. And Wake has been great. Lester and Beckett have bounced back and are their ace-like selves again, but it is nice to know that the Red Sox have that anchor in Tim Wakefield.

There’s something to be said about flying under the radar. No one is talking about Jason Varitek. Why? Because there’s nothing to say! He’s not getting into terrible slumps, he’s one homer and four doubles away from tying his 2008 numbers, his OBP is up and his strike outs are way down. Further proof that maybe last year was a fluke.

Yes, he’s getting old, and yes, his stats are going to decline, but this season has been good to Varitek. He’s not mentioned in the news unless he has a good night. He’s certainly not hitting at a great major league level, but he’s batting .243.

He’s not an automatic out anymore. And that’s why no one is saying a word about him. And that’s a good thing.

Same with Papi. Before he hit his first home run, every at bat was scrutinized, every hit brought with it questions of age and bat speed. He slumped through April and May, and then things started to turn around.

Papi hit .320 in June with 7 of his 9 home runs. And the media coverage of David Ortiz’s every at-bat stopped.

Most of the player-focused media has left Boston largely alone recently. Why? Because they aren’t a much of a story. The team is playing well, the staff is pitching well, and aside from Mike Lowell returning after the All-Star break and the question of when and if Clay Buchholz will make his return to the Majors, there aren’t a lot of questions swirling around about the Red Sox.

Consistancy is boring. Consistancy does not make it on Sportscenter, usually. Manny Ramirez getting himself tossed from the game does.

The Red Sox certainly aren’t flying under the radar. They have the best record in the American League, the first team to have two 10-win pitchers, and are sending the most players to the All-Star game. Everyone knows they are good, that they have a great pitching staff, a balanced line-up that can hit from the top to the bottom, and a phenomenal bull pen.

But with all that, they aren’t making headlines. Headlines are not necessarily good. Do you think all the Dodger players are happy that America is suddenly interested in them again solely because Manny is back? Do you think the Cubs are happy that everyone is talking about how their new owner way overpaid? Especially when the Cubs are nothing to write home about?

So let people keep talking about Manny and A-Rod and the sale of the Cubs, I am perfectly to have my boys make good headlines as a team and stay silent as individuals.

Crysal Ball: A Look at the 2009 NFL Season

The 2009 season of NFL football looks to be an interesting one. 11 head-coaching changes (many of them new to the job), the Cutler Diva Drama, hold outs, the return of Tom Terrific, and the possible returns of Vick and Favre.

With all of these variables, and with roster cuts far in the future, predictions right now are a little premature. But its fun, and if I happen to be right at the end of the season I can look back and say “wow, I called that in June!”

We’ll start with the NFC

NFC West

This is a difficult division to call, because there are 3 new head coaches in the division (well, Singletary was interim last year, but…) Here go my picks:

1. Arizona. I’m giving the division to the Cards because, despite the Superbowl hang-over, they are (right now) the most-stable team with the least likelihood of some kind of roster shake-up.
2. Seattle. Experience and maturity keeps them in the mix in this soft division, but that maturity could bring them down if the injury bug bites.
3. San Francisco. They could possibly take the division or they could lose every game. The 9ers are in a state of flux, because they don’t have their starting QB named, and they’re still looking at getting him offensive weapons. If it was August, this would be a problem, good thing for them its June.
4. St. Louis. After a dismal season, the Rams have made a coaching change and some cuts and trades. I wouldn’t look for them to be Superbowl champs this year, but I would call this year a “rebuilding” one. They look like they’re making all the right steps, so it should be an interesting year for the Rams.

1. NFC South

1. Atlanta Falcons. I like the Falcons because I feel like they have a lot of young talent, good coaching, and went through a post-Vick karmic rebirth last season. They are not the Falcons they were under Vick, and even though its a tough division, I think the Falcons come out on top.
2. New Orleans. If they can get the defense to match that high-powered offense, and no one gets arrested or anything, the Saints should be a force to be reckoned with.
3. Carolina. The Panthers are coming off a decent NFL season, but they have to find balance in their offense. Great running offense, okay passing, but the defense will be the key here. Peppers is unhappy, which causes distractions, and may end up causing a trade, which would be very bad for Carolina.
4. Tampa Bay. I do not have an irrational hatred for all things Tampa Bay, I promise. (I still hate the Rays and their cowbells, but I’m neutral on the Bucs) The reason Tampa Bay is down here? One, its a tough division, the teams are pretty equal in talent, and two, coaching change.

NFC North

I’m not even going to try ranking these teams. A Chicago Bears with Cutler could take the division, a Minnesota Vikings with Vick in the Wildcat and Jackson under center could take the division, a Vikings with Favre under center could take the division, and the Green Bay Packers with Rodgers are still a force to be reckoned with and they could take the division.

The only thing I feel comfortable picking for the NFC North is this: the Detroit Lions will not win the division.

NFC East

1. Philadelphia. They made some good off-season moves, they didn’t loose anyone too big, they picked up a great WR in the draft in Maclin, and they picked up a coordinator who worked with the Dallas Cowboys defensive coordinator last year. That is bound to help. I like the addition of another ex-Patriot in Hobbs, he’s inconsistent, but the Eagles secondary is good enough that they won’t notice.
2. (3 or 4) Dallas. The loss of TO is big. They needed him as that deep threat and to draw the double-team. There’s also a lot of pressure on them this year to preform, they’ve been so good and projected to be NFC favorites, and win the Superbowl, but they can’t win in the post-season. They are like the NFL version of the Chicago Cubs, only without the championship drought. (For those of you who don’t know, the Cubs ha ve now lost 9 straight post-season games. That’s three years of being out in the first round.)
3. (2 or 4) New York. (Or Jersey…) The Giants are still a good team. They have that big distraction named Buruss still hanging around, and they lost their defensive genius to a head coaching job, but they’ll make some noise in this division.
4. (2 or 3) Washington. The Redskins need confidence. They need their QB to have it, their coaches to have it, and their fans to have it. The reason I have put the Cowboys, Giants, and Redskins with the possibility of moving up or down the rankings is because all three teams have the talent and the ability to win games, maybe even win the division. The question is, will they reach their potential?

Now onto the AFC

AFC West

1. San Diego. They should again be a playoff team. They have the talent, a few injured players returning, and a descent off-season. LT may be on the decline, however, so that could shake things up in the west a bit.
2. Denver. New head coach Josh McDaniels made a splash early in the off-season with the Cutler Diva Drama. It ended in a messy divorce that will hurt the Broncos, but they should still win some games and probably won’t have a losing record.
3. Kansas City. The additions of Pioli, Cassel, and Vrabel from the Patriots certainly help this team who did pretty much nothing last year. It will be up to Cassel to prove that he’s not just flash in the pan and new coach Haley to prove that this team can win games. The only place to go is up.
4. Oakland. I think we have to face one truth in all of this: as long as Al Davis gets to make decisions, the Raiders are screwed. If new head coach Tom Cable can stand up to Davis and avoid being fired, that team has a lot of talent, if not…

AFC South

Like the NFC North, this is a division I just can’t make up my mind on. Saint Tony has retired, along with a good bit of the coaching staff. Its gotten so bad that Peyton Manning has actually called them out on national TV. He’s clearly frustrated and uncomfortable with what has to be a big change for the Colts. No Rhodes, no Harrison, and new coaching may make the beginning of the season tough for Manning and Co. They could win the division or this could be called a “building year”.

Between Tennessee, Jacksonville, and Houston, with the talent they have and the moves they’ve made in the off-season, I don’t have a favorite. My gut tells me that it will be one of these three, not the Colts, who wins the division.

AFC North

1. (or 2) Baltimore. Tough defense, good arm and football IQ for Flaco (trust me, I’ve seen him play live and its amazing), and a gritty, tough vibe, the Ravens look good. They are my tentative number one, because like the Colts, you can never count the Steelers out.
2. (or 1) Pittsburgh. The possibility of the Superbowl hangover is looming, the chance that Big Ben takes up alligator wrestling to top his motorcycle accident is there, and the Madden curse is just waiting in the wings to claim another victim. Despite all of that, the Steelers are again in contention for division.
3. Cleveland. This town deserves someone to play well. While I don’t think the Browns have any shot at the post-season, I think they will win as many games as they lose this year.
4. Cincinnati. The Bengals are all over the place, they are getting arrested, not showing up for training camp but showing up on ESPN in LA doing something completely unrelated to football. They are just a mess. And if you think those off-field distractions won’t bother their game, wrong.

AFC East

1. New England. Number 12 is back, Welker and Moss know the offense better this year, they picked up some good free agents, and made some good draft day moves to freshen up an aging defense. The loss of Vrabel and the retirement of Harrison does not help, but Rodney Harrison was injury-prone, and Vrabel is past his prime. The additions of Galloway and Taylor are excellent, considering they ha ve three passing weapons, and Taylor can join the Morris-Maroney running back by committee group. Look for them to be the top of the AFC east, and possibly the AFC.
2. Miami. Ronnie Brown and Chad Pennington will do their best to take the Dolphins back to the playoffs. They could be a wild card team, they could even possibly take the division, but with an entire off-season and hours of film, I don’t think defensive coordinators will be fooled by the Wildcat.
3. New York Jets. (Or Jersey…) All eyes will be on Sanchez this year which is probably not great for the young Rookie. I wouldn’t look for him to be the post- Favre savior, but as long as he doesn’t crack, he should win a few games. I wouldn’t look for the Jets to be as dangerous this year, new head coach, new QB, etc., but they made some good moves for next year.
4. Buffalo. I know, TO is at Buffalo. He’ll help them. But you have to remember, the AFC East secondary is used to going up against guys like Randy Moss, they won’t be dazzled by TO’s ability to catch balls no human should. Sure, he’ll help the Bills, and they certainly won’t be a bad team, but I think them taking the division is a little far-fetched.

That’s all my rankings, premature and slightly-biased though they may be. Feel free to argue!